Monday, June 22, 2009

What's the point

Here is why I don't watch a lot of TV...

I get my hopes up all the time when I turn on the cable (direct TV) and see there are over 900 channels to choose from. THEN.... I search and search, how come all the movies are on channels that are "not purchased" and why do they list channels you haven't bought anyway... cruel and unusual punishment? How come there are over 20 exercise infomercials ("especially drop two dress sizes instantly") and a million music channels. The Spanish channels are also out of control. I cannot find a single thing that interests me besides the news (depressing) and my favorite the food channel which right now I cannot find...blast! I will look for it right now and tell you the STRANGE things that cable offers!



Carol Burnett infomercials

super bowl classics

Wimbledon prime time... now that could be interesting

Just cook this! Sam the cooking guy in Hong Kong

Pierrot Le Fou- french film with subtitles, no thanks I am not going back to Madam Burton's class

Cake Boss- I'll stop here for a moment

The golden girls- CLASSIC

Massachusetts to impose Satellite Tax- really who stops and says "oh that is exciting!"

Apologetics then and now- religion channel

LOTS OF SPANISH CHANNELS

5 test channels

10 to be announced channels

Run Fat Boy Run

Shaq and Cedric the Entertainer's all star Comedy Jam.. Dave might stop here if he were awake.

Women's college basketball...so exciting

Best D... poker show



Okay I am done. I'll watch late night with Letterman
WHERE IS THE FOOD NETWORK and the Food network challenges? I love those things.

P.S. I should just go to bed huh? Dave is sleeping because he gets to get up at 5:20 am and drive to Logan, poor kid. What did he sign up for? (:

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